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warning for extreme eyestrain and motion-sickness-enducing graphics.

this is a webpage i made for my intro web design class. we had an assignment to make an intentionally bad page. the rest of the class was kind of boring because i already knew most everything being taught so i decided to really have fun with this one.

at the end of the semester, my professor handed out little fun award certificates to students for "Best ____", based on our assignments (mainly our portfolio site). one award didn't already have a name printed on it, it was intended to be decided by a vote by the students. this is of course the award for worst web designer. (voting on our intentionally bad pages). i won this award with a unanimous amount of votes. i also won best typography but literally who gaf

a photo of my award with the names censored. it reads: Worst Web Designer. Proudly awarded to V--- in recognition of YOUR TERRIBLE WEB DESIGN AS VOTED BY YOUR PEERS! Awarded On December 9, 2024

i have altered nothing about this page since i made it in september, other than adding this little preamble. click my cool button to see it. please enjoy.

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