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changelog



Aug 28 2024

added a new page for blogposts
  • 8/18
    • added a couple collectables
    • changed the media highlight to a fave berggren clip
    • wrote a blog entry
    • changed the media highlight on the neocities only to be a new image. cause i dont want it to get stale and the next actual update might be a while lol
  • 8/25
    • fixed an issue with the taskbar on the about page
    • changed media highlight on neocities only
    • added tboi items to faves lists on about page (ily parasite)
    • added a sleeping chao to collectables page
    • added a batch of collectables
    • added some site buttons
  • 8/26
    • started work on the blog page. its already in pretty good shape and i even made a nice header
  • 8/27
    • more work on the blog page
    • started making a little animation for the blog page (: its not up yet
  • 8/28
    • wrote a blog post
    • updated the blog section on the homepage to just have most recent update + have link to the designated blog page
    • added blog page button to taskbar on all pages

Aug 5 2024

added a landing page and new content on the homepage, including a blog and media highlight
  • 7/18
    • starting making my landing page {: got really good progress into it
    • added the not_found page to neocities because i just realized it was never even uploaded LOL
    • altered the colors of the homepage & collectables icons a little. because everything under my domain shall be My colors and my colors only.
    • cleaned up homepage code a little
    • added riptide gif
  • 7/23
    • changed some colors, cleaned up some stuff, & replaced something with earths on the sites-connect page
    • added some site buttons
  • 7/23
    • added a batch of collectables including some more slop gif stamps i made
  • 7/29
    • changed some text on the about page
    • added another me to the homepage {:
    • added another content box to the homepage
    • other small tweaks
  • 7/31
    • added some collectables
    • changed some icons
    • changed some text on the homepage
    • some visual tweaks idk
    • started making a blog section?
    • bc i write so much for the changelog each time im gonna start nesting ANOTHER summary/details tag. its Okay
  • 8/1
    • made the toxic mage in the changelog header a little more consistently positioned across browsers
    • made the media highlight box look better
    • added some more deco/graphix to homepage since theres more content boxes leaving all sorts of empty space around
    • you should click the new alien btw
  • 8/5
    • added a batch of collectables + some sources for existing ones
    • added a (not autoplaying!) song to the landing page
    • added imood & a pearl gif to about page
    • moved some images on the about page to be with the favorites lists
    • added gaz to fav char bingo
    • i have a lot more i wanna do but for now i think i need to just upload this update lol. i have some new pages i want to make & do some stuff with the taskbar next.

July 15 2024

  • 7/6
    • added some stamps, including 3 billy & mandy ones that i made myself. particularly proud of the mandy one.
  • 7/11
    • added a shit ton of collectables including a bunch of glumbo forum blinkies i made & garbage gif stamps i made
    • changed a lot of things visually on the collectables page. muuuuch nicer on the eyes now. new header, diff font, diff colors, and some other stuff.
  • 7/14
    • changed the colors of the collectables icon on the taskbar
    • changed some stuff on the sites linking page. background texture, some colors, added drop shadow to text, made the bunny not squish, made the music loop. looks a lot nicer
    • started moving some stuff around on the about page
  • 7/15
    • added a couple collectables
    • last night and today i downloaded a shit ton of graphics from here so theyll start popping up lol
    • changed link color on the homepage
    • cropped jellyfish gif so it doesnt overlap with the chatbox scrollbar
    • removed brick from the collectables page, then added an alien and a rabbit
    • added favorite animals to about page, changed the font, and fixed the color changing bg to work on mobile
    • made a reaaaally cool effect for the drawing on the about page but I STILL DONT KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT LOL
    • changed the display of little dancers on the taskbar to be pixelated

June 29 2024

  • 6/24
    • fran meetup just ended... sob. using the changelog like a blog
    • added a bunch of collectables. made a new section on collectables page to put some blinkies i had made that are made for other people
  • 6/29
    • added more collectables
    • added three site buttons to the site page
    • removed a couple pokemon from the homepage.. i feel like the volume of pkmn graphics compared to how passionate i am about pkmn is a little off rn. they'll find other homes later as my website expands.
    • added another jellyfish to the homepage. honestly might be too many jellies but thats okay jellies are cool
    • added a bunny to the sites page

May 25 2024

  • 5/3
    • changed/added some text on the about page
    • moved the taskbar-buddies on the friends page because i want to add 9 little kauhuhirviös but im going to bed right now and making room for them is going to remind me to add them later. ok
  • 5/13
    • added those 9 kauhuhirviös
    • added some collectables
    • added reuniclus, chinchou, xurkitree, lotad, and cradily to homepage
  • 5/25
    • i got aesprite recently (thank you aqua!) and ive been on a huge blinkie making kick. so i added a few original blinkies {:
    • got the collectables filtering system working!!! (once again thank you aqua.....)

April 8 2024

  • 4/7
    • added some collectables and site buttons
    • added my neocities profile link to the about page
    • added another bunny to the site buttons page taskbar
    • started working on a function that shows you only my favorite collectables
    • added more graphics to homepage, including tentacruel, an octopus, some planets, and a wonderful css alien ball that i had made a while ago but never implemented. shits starting to look gooood

April 6 2024

  • 4/6
    • added a site button
    • removed the audio controls from the pages bc theyre out of place and its easier to just mute the tab anyway. they'll be back eventually
    • fixed the chatbox so that it sizes correctly
    • continued major rehaul of the index, including removing those placeholder wxp windows on the side
    • added some more graphics to the homepage including a big ass drawing

April 5 2024

  • 2/19
    • added a chatbox to the homepage
    • began kind of reworking the homepage's html a little. mainly removed the left boxes. this is a pain in the ass.
    • added Chaos to my character bingo because i frogot it.
  • 2/29
    • added a couple site buttons, stamps
  • 3/3
    • moved my site buttons to the site button page lol.
    • removed the music player div from the index because i have plans for a universal music player on the taskbar {:
    • added a fren to the homepage taskbar & removed the noise because tbh i have way too many pizza tower sprites on the site rn
  • 4/5

    ive been busy as fuckkkkkk finishing up my courses. anyway.

    • added some collectables
    • removed some of the images from the about page
    • stared at the homepage for a while longer trying to bugfix something
    • changed some text on the about page
    • ok im seriously sick of trying to fix this i want the update to be out already im just gonna push it whatever

feb 14 2024

  • 2/13
    • ive been busy and sick! anyway i added up-to-date fave character bingo and fave game chart to about page + some other images
    • animated the gifs on the taskbar on the about page! they run now at last
    • adjusted something visually on the about header
    • worked more on building the base content for about page. added "current mood" box
  • 2/14
    • wrestled for a long time with backdrop-blur on the about page. lost the fight.
    • added some 3d transformations to the about page
    • added some more content to the about page that ill probably rework later
    • refined some content on the about page but its still rough

feb 8 2024

  • 2/5
    • rearranged some buttons on the collectables page
    • added some collectables and site buttons
  • 2/6
    • added a bunch of collectables and some site buttons
    • started on my about page!
  • 2/7
    • added some site buttons
    • A LOT more work on the about page. at the expense of my computer science homework
  • 2/8
    • little tweaks on the about page. i think its fine to upload as a WIP for now ^-^

feb 3 2024

  • 1/31
    • added a couple sources for collectables (its an ongoing process)
    • began plans for a new page
    • made an orb to contain an alien. havent put it anywhere on the site yet
  • 2/1
    • made a not_found page accidentally. was fucking around w/ my friend & made that page & it was so stupid i made it my 404, ok?
  • 2/2
    • did a lot of work and basically made a page from start to beginning. its the page for linking my friends & cool sites, i just need to populate it with the buttons now which will take a while
  • 2/3
    • polished the sites linking page! its all good to go now
    • changed some things on the collectables page, like the dividers and the background
    • added some collectables

jan 28 2024

  • 1/24
    • added 3 planets and queen
    • added some more silly text
    • i was supposed to go to bed almost 2 hours ago -_-
  • 1/27
    • added tovari to the taskbar
    • updated the look of the changelog a bit. made the header stay at the top, added a wonderful noita mage, made it longer.
    • added another planet. im a bit hesitant to put all the mason lindroth stuff so close together.. so expect these graphics to be moving around some more (especially as i add more content)
    • CHANGED THE MAIN FONT its Exo2 now ^-^
  • 1/28
    • added a bunch of new collectables

jan 21 2024

compressing the work of a few days into one update because reuploading things to neocities is a hassle lawl
  • 1/16: changed some colors <_<
  • 1/17: added some collectables >_> also changed up the favorite/madebyme borders for collectables to look a little better
  • 1/18: a few visual adjustments. made the changelog look a bit nicer.
  • 1/21: NEW HEADER!!!!!!!! i might change it again soon.
    a couple visual adjustments on the index. moved some stuff around. notably, i realized what was making my waterboxes a bit unevenly placed! still havent managed to get them to be uniformly sized but this is still a win.. i also adjusted their corner radii to look way nicer!
    added some more collectables as well.

jan 14 2024

bleeeehhhh some small visual changes (especially on collectables page), added some collectables.
i wasted a lot of my time making a c'est buisness stamp and a sand flies blinkie lol. ftu.

dec 2 2023

ive gotten a lot of work done on the offline copy of the site and just havent bothered transfering it over yet. however, i just got around to buying the neocities supporter package, so i uploaded my audio folder.
what this means: homepage and collectables page have some background music that plays now, and the hidden stupid.html page is fully functional.
the homepage music player is temporary as i plan to make a more complex music picker out of it, the collectables music player is VERY temporary, and i havent yet added warnings for autoplay (or anything else..). im going to get a custom domain set up soon also.. im gonna get ovengoats.world even though its a bit more expensive than ovengoats.com and just claim it as an early self-birthday/chrisbmo gift.........
also added some blur to a couple collectables with blood. im planning to have a no-blood setting set up later, but i want the site to be accessible in the lull before i get to it

just so its linked SOMEWHERE on the site, and since its functional now, heres coins.html

nov 28 2023

  • added the changelog
  • changed the icon for the collectables page to be the windows live mail icon (its a stamp!) and the icon for the homepage to the windows 7 home button
  • changed the site icon of the pages to match their taskbar icons
  • changed the taskbar so that an icon only has the glossy texture when youre on that specific page
  • added the img urls to the site button textareas
  • added a couple more collectables and hyperlinks on collectables
  • added my sona and a ufo {:
  • changed some div colors
  • changed some homepage text

nov 27 2023

the 2.0 version of my website is now public! it still has a long way to go and is pretty obviously a WIP, but i thought it was time to finally share it.

my current priority is to get the homepage to be more Whole. something presentable.

cute rotating 3d alien; made by my bestie https://aquasine.net

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idk what to put here yet man

this gif of my glasses falling off my hat while on mainstage for splatoon 3 at Riptide 2023 was on screen on stage at the Vic Theater in Chicago at The Wozzies presented by Scott The Woz July 15 2024

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sept 7 2024; 2am

so thursday was really difficult for me because i learned that UPS totally fucked me over.. i spent most of wednesday making my riptide buttons (which i was planning to hand out in person, obviously) and cleaning them all one-by-one (over 50!) and preparing the package to send them in/the shipping details. i couldnt just hand off the buttons to my travel buddies because i didn't take the train home. because i have covid. so i was gonna overnight mail them to the kalahari and they would arrive friday morning, and then my friends and teammates could hand them out for me! it was one of the few ways i could still participate in the event and it really helped me cope to come up with this plan.

the way im writing this doesnt make a lot of sense like how im structuring this story but i dont really care enough to clean it up this is basically like a journal and ive already told this story like 4 times at this point so. anywayy. i was really excited to get these buttons to riptide and at like 9pm when i finished getting it all together we dropped off the package at a UPS dropbox, yknow rather than wait until tomorrow when the UPS store is open to go in person. figured that would be faster, get the package to them asap, doesnt require me getting my friend with a car to do me any favors. Well,. apparently they dont check the dropbox very often. they only got to it like 20 hours later, and because they got to it so late, the shipping estimate gained a day. but uh oh, 2 day overnight shipping doesnt ship on saturdays for some reason! and of course no packages are delivered sunday. so my little love letter wouldnt arrive at sandusky until monday, when the event is over and none of my friends are still there.

i called and emailed UPS and to summarize, there was literally nothing i could do about it. i could not pay more for a better shipping plan, i could not even get the package back until monday. so i just had to cancel the shipment. and have a really, really bad day thursday.

it was just like.. i already had atrocious luck getting covid before riptide, and i was coping by finding these small ways i could participate anyway. and this felt like i had got the rug pulled from under me, AGAIN.. like i Couldnt Even Have This. like the world was out to freaking get me. but all in perspective, its really not a big deal.. im planning on sending my buttons out individually to my friends who want them, and ill save a lot of them for riptide next year + chishoals. its not like they will never get handed out. and ill still be getting my wonderful signed poster !!!! and in the grand scheme of things its pretty small potatos u know...... but ya that made for a really really hard night. im rly chilling now. although a little sad watching all the images and stories from riptide day 1 pour in.. but im happy for my friends and community (':

AND IM STILL SICK BUT ITS OK

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8/28/2024